[00:00.91]Artist：beautiful south
[00:02.16]Songs Title：my book
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[00:08.73]This is my life and this is how it reads
[00:12.01]For every chapter, a thousand memories
[00:14.32]A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds
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[00:17.57]A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease
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[00:20.63]Diary entry 9th of may 62
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[00:23.20]Weve had some ugly babies but none were quite like you
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[00:27.26]Diary entry 62 end of may
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[00:30.60]It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay
[00:33.66]Theyre here to stay, theyre here to stay
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[00:40.31]If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
[00:43.06]Im a failure
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[00:45.25]You are, you are
[00:46.87]And if I seem half-hearted, its because Im broken hearted
[00:49.93]And Im a failure
[00:51.43]You are, you are, you are （I am）
[00:54.87]You are, you are, you are （I am）
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[01:03.63]This is my life and this is how it reads
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[01:06.87]A documentary that nobody believes
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[01:09.50]Albert steptoe in gone with the breeze
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[01:13.00]Mother played by peter beardsley, father by john cleese
[01:15.63]Diary entry 68 end of the year
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[01:19.25]A cardboard apollo 6 has given the all clear
[01:22.12]11th december 68 captains log
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[01:24.25]Proposed trip to mars is cancelled due to fog
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[01:28.68]Its due to fog, its due to fog
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[01:34.88]If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
[01:37.87]Im a failure
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[01:39.62]You are, you are
[01:41.31]And if I seem half-hearted, its because Im broken hearted
[01:44.13]And Im a failure
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[01:46.56]You are, you are, you are （I am）
[01:49.93]You are, you are, you are （I am）
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[01:58.63]This is the play, it was I who wrote the script
[02:01.38]Terry meets june in tales from the crypt
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[02:04.31]It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped
[02:08.00]They later found him scolding a banana
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[02:10.43]Diary entry 10th of april 89
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[02:12.75]The world is going mad but me Im doing fine
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[02:19.93]Im doing fine
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[02:23.31]Back to bed, back to reality
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[02:47.39]Just fine.