One, two, three, four
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
I tell no tales, 
I do not lie
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die
Main attraction in a freak side show
Down in the basement where the cobwebs grow
On my last leg just gettin' by
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die
Rainy days, rain cool wine
I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine
Hot sweat on my face
I feel like goin' out someplace
Too tough to die, too tough to die
Too tough to die, too tough to die
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
I tell no tales, 
I do not lie
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
I tell no tales, 
I do not lie
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die
Up late at night, my chocolate's sweet
Down in the gym where the muscle boys meet
I am a very nice guy, very sincere
In real good shape 
I have no fear
At the concert when the band comes on
I am in the ring where 
I belongOn my last leg 
I'm a just gettin' by
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die
Too tough to die, oh, too tough to die
Too tough to die, oh, too tough to die
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
I tell no tales, 
I do not lie
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
I tell no tales, 
I do not lie
I am a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tough guy
Halo 'round my head, too tough to die