We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, mom and daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, mom and daddy
Sitting here in 
Queens, eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines, gulpin' down 
Thorazines
We ain't got no friends, our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send, daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies, baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills, baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president, 
I'm friends with the 
PopeWe're all making a fortune, selling daddy's dope
Sitting here in 
Queens, eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines, gulpin' down 
Thorazines
We ain't got no friends, our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send, daddy likes men
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, mom and daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, mom and daddy...