| Song | Your Ma |
| Artist | Salad |
| Album | Drink Me |
| 作曲 : Van Der Vlugt | |
| I've got an itch that I can't fix | |
| I'm gonna get your mother to mix me a drink | |
| Just think | |
| She takes my hand to put it up her skirt | |
| I'll call you up to dish the dirt on her | |
| So it doesn't reoccur | |
| Your Ma will do it | |
| I don't know where to hide | |
| Before I know it her hand's inside | |
| I know the damage that she can do with her hands untied | |
| I try to keep her on hubbie's work | |
| But if I don't stop she'll think I'm a jerk | |
| A jerk | |
| Chorus | |
| Go on! | |
| Upper grade... | |
| I've got a problem with someone's mum | |
| But she relieves me of my daily humdrum | |
| And while I stand there taking off her dress | |
| I guess I'm in a mess | |
| Cos she wants a boy with the teenage drive | |
| And knock his socks off his teenage life | |
| And then I remember - She's your daddy's wife |
| zuò qǔ : Van Der Vlugt | |
| I' ve got an itch that I can' t fix | |
| I' m gonna get your mother to mix me a drink | |
| Just think | |
| She takes my hand to put it up her skirt | |
| I' ll call you up to dish the dirt on her | |
| So it doesn' t reoccur | |
| Your Ma will do it | |
| I don' t know where to hide | |
| Before I know it her hand' s inside | |
| I know the damage that she can do with her hands untied | |
| I try to keep her on hubbie' s work | |
| But if I don' t stop she' ll think I' m a jerk | |
| A jerk | |
| Chorus | |
| Go on! | |
| Upper grade... | |
| I' ve got a problem with someone' s mum | |
| But she relieves me of my daily humdrum | |
| And while I stand there taking off her dress | |
| I guess I' m in a mess | |
| Cos she wants a boy with the teenage drive | |
| And knock his socks off his teenage life | |
| And then I remember She' s your daddy' s wife |