all of my life
I've never fit
but I won't complain and I won't quit
I am enormous
get used to it
everyone tells me I'm too much
maybe it's just you're not enough for me
can't you see
I'm the kind of the woman I'm supposed to be
[chorus]
my vagina is 8 miles wide
absolutely everyone can come inside
if you're ever frightened just run and hide
my vagina is 8 miles wide
tell me what is womanly to you
strong but not too much of a brute
it's cool if she's powerful
but way better if she's cute
for all of us girls who don't fit in
I say go Amazonian
you can be a kick-ass bruiser
and be feminine
[chorus]
now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
this is a metaphor for
my super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
and I hate it when women make that noise
that we don't need daddies, men or boys
even the hard-core dykes like
cock-shaped sex toys
[bridge]
my vagina
it's universal
like a penis
but reversible
come on in, the water's fine
it's not my vagina
it's our vagina
[harmony chorus]
[just the boys]
[everyone]
wide
wide
vigantic
vigantic
vigantic
a big big love
vigantic
vigantic
vigantic
a big big love