I met her just last Wednesday
by friday she was mine
saturday she spent the night
and everything was fine
but Sunday she was on my nerves
I wanna be alone
Tuesday's here it's been a week
why won't she go home
In the bedroom she's faking
all the good ones are taken
do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
but here we go again
The start of week two
she cooks me dinner at her pad
but I can't believe it's just so
I can meet her mom and dad
so I sat her down and told her
I just wanna be friends
today when I got home
that crazy bitch was movin' in
In the bedroom she's faking
all the good ones are taken
do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
but here we go again
Dear God I'm so afraid
I'll do anything to get laid
In the bedroom she's faking
all the good ones are taken
do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
but here we go again