I was born wearing pants
be prepared
I was born standing up
be prepared
don't be ashamed 
you were born unadorned 
be prepared
I was born in Portland, Oregon
be prepared
I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
be prepared
don't be alarmed 
we mean you no harm
be prepared
I was born already tall
be prepared
I was born wearing spats and a dickie
be prepared
don't be ashamed 
you were born unadorned 
be prepared
be prepared