| Song | Be Prepared |
| Artist | Shellac |
| Album | Excellent Italian Greyhound |
| I was born wearing pants | |
| be prepared | |
| I was born standing up | |
| be prepared | |
| don't be ashamed | |
| you were born unadorned | |
| be prepared | |
| I was born in Portland, Oregon | |
| be prepared | |
| I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket | |
| be prepared | |
| don't be alarmed | |
| we mean you no harm | |
| be prepared | |
| I was born already tall | |
| be prepared | |
| I was born wearing spats and a dickie | |
| be prepared | |
| don't be ashamed | |
| you were born unadorned | |
| be prepared | |
| be prepared |