作词 : Askew, Blake, Con
Hey Baby Let's 
Get It On.... 
You See Them 
On The TV 
You Always 
Seem To Hear 
Them On The 
Radio! They're 
Big And They're 
Bland And 
They Spent 
Four Hundred 
Grand On Their 
Video.... 
Bridge #1 
They're Tacky 
And Cheap 
Sickly And 
Sweet... Now 
That The Cliche's 
Complete.. 
Chorus It's 
A Dirty Old 
Love Song! 
A Dirty Old 
Back Seat 
Affair That 
Went Wrong! 
A Dirty Old 
Love Song {
Dirty Old 
Love Song!} 
They're Saying 
Hey Baby Let's 
Get It On... 
Lets Get It 
On! Dirty 
Old Whitney's 
On The Floor 
She 'Aint 
The Only One 
And Dirty 
Old Mariah 
Say's Her 
Heart's On 
Fire! What 
A Phoney One! 
Bridge #2 
They're Tacky 
And Cheap 
Sickly And 
Sweet... Don't 
Forget To 
Keep Your 
Receipt! Chorus x1 
Get It On! 
Hey Baby Let's 
Get It On..! 
Repeat First 
Verse Chorus 
A Dirty Old 
Love Song.. 
Hey Baby Let's 
Get It On!