How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibbertigibbet? - A will-o'-the-wisp? - A clown Many a-thing you know you'd like tell her Many a-thing she ought to understand But how do you make her stay And listen to all you say? How do you keep a wave upon the sand? Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?