[00:03.80]
[00:42.20]Heard that they said that it's rainin men
[00:45.61]But the offer that I make
[00:47.33]It won't be made again
[00:49.45]You don't have to write
[00:51.41]You don't have to call
[00:53.55]It's a one-time offer for nothing at all
[00:57.59]And there's no red tape
[00:59.47]I don't make it hard
[01:00.96]
[01:01.51]You don't need cash money or a Master Card
[01:05.45]I got easy terms  and a lay-away
[01:09.60]But I need a quick decision
[01:11.56]And I need it today
[01:13.03]
[01:13.57]And if you find that you don't like my ways
[01:17.57]Well  you can send me back in 30 days
[01:21.28]
[01:29.58]Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee
[01:33.00]
[01:33.55]Well you're lookin at him now
[01:35.63]Cause the man is me
[01:37.53]And if you don't believe all the things I say
[01:41.70]I'm certified 'prime' by the USDA
[01:45.46]
[01:53.50]Now the name that I use is DJ Run
[01:57.15]And I'm a fast-talkin slow-walkin number one
[02:01.12]And if you don't believe all the words I say
[02:05.11]Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be that way
[02:09.09]I got a 50 rating and a 50 share
[02:13.18]Every minute  every hour that I'm on the air
[02:17.09]And when I come to town  I'm on a big marquee
[02:21.12]It says (DJ Run) and me  D M C
[02:25.23]And if you find that you don't like my ways
[02:29.10]Well  you can send me back in 30 days
[02:33.11]
[02:49.36]A good job and lots of money might not be enough
[02:52.79]
[02:53.40]And to satisfy your needs it may be rough
[02:57.16]But I take some care and treat you nice
[03:01.16]And if it ain't sufficient once
[03:03.10]I cold work it out twice
[03:05.25]
[03:37.50]And if you find that you don't like my ways
[03:41.18]Well  you can send me back in 30 days
[03:45.48]
[04:01.37]I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need
[04:05.28]If you need a pint of blood
[04:07.43]Then I'll even bleed
[04:09.40]If you're lookin for a car
[04:11.44]I will buy you two
[04:13.30]And if you're lookin for a pet
[04:15.31]I'll buy a kangaroo
[04:16.92]
[04:17.43]If you need a vacation
[04:19.45]We can fly the world
[04:21.37]And you'll know I'll never look at another girl
[04:25.42]I'm a single-minded man
[04:27.55]And my mind is set
[04:29.22]You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
[04:33.29]And if you find you don't like my ways
[04:37.44]Well  you can send me back in 30 days