My my my teacher came in class breathin' hard as could be And then she made a pass at my homeboy D I said I said she's movin' fast she's lookin' at me Miss Elaine She's a crazy lady she may be insane She always calls me 'Baby but that's not my name Hey those kisses that she gave me I just can't explain Miss Elaine Miss Elaine was her name Miss Elaine was her name She walked into the class with a aim for the day Elaine had a game and I was willing to play She said "If I was down she'd give me an A" Miss Elaine Yo my class is breakin' fool she sent them all home She kept me after school yeah me all alone I follow all the rules but I should have known Miss Elaine Miss Elaine was her name Miss Elaine was her name Try to go to school keep my head on the books My teacher's kinda cool give the dirtiest looks All my friends want a hook up but nobody hooks Miss Elaine Yo I go for what I know and I get what I get It's gettin' rather frantic people say I'm a pet She's makin' me a winner and I'm glad that I met Miss Elaine Miss Elaine was her name Miss Elaine Miss Elaine Make it funky now