You woke up an asshole I couldn’t believe my eyes I really hate my bad eye And I thought you knew You woke up, my girlfriend I can’t believe my luck I can’t believe my bad luck And I should have known You told your friends about me I’m not as smart as you And all your stupid questions I don’t laugh at you How can I change you? How can I? How can I change you? And I hope things work out well for you And I, I’m not coming back You knew all along You stole my best line You're right, you know I’d go to fucking hell for you There I go believing you again There I go believing you again