| Song | Romeo |
| Artist | Planet Smashers |
| Album | Attack of the Planet Smashers |
| My girlfriend is a lesbian | |
| Not even bi-sexual | |
| Am I just a thespian | |
| Acting out | |
| Romeo? We cruise chicks together | |
| We dress in real fake leather | |
| But sometimes the weather, | |
| It gets to hot... | |
| We can kiss like mothers | |
| We can sleep like brothers | |
| We can walk like lovers, | |
| But thats as far as it goes | |
| And so I do not hesitate | |
| To hope one day that she turns straight | |
| And if that day never comes, | |
| Then make me a lesbian |