| Song | Platt Opus |
| Artist | Platypus |
| Album | When Pus Comes to Shove |
| 作词 : Morgenstein, Platypus ... | |
| The platypus is the lowest order of mammalian life | |
| It has a multi-purpose orifice and no teats | |
| Every year thirteen platypi are brutally slaughtered | |
| For their duck-like bill |
| zuò cí : Morgenstein, Platypus ... | |
| The platypus is the lowest order of mammalian life | |
| It has a multipurpose orifice and no teats | |
| Every year thirteen platypi are brutally slaughtered | |
| For their ducklike bill |