'Late news just arrived - the grass is greener on the other side' 
You are the target in the plan "Consume till you die!" is the pleasure of the fatman 
And if your life ain't good enough and if you don't look good enough 
The fatman can be your master - your control is what he's after [CHORUS] 
Celebrate your beauty and see the weight come off 
The fatman can make you what you want 
Celebrate your beauty and see the weight come off 
The fatman can make you what you want 
Pretty little people throw up to stay thin (x3) 
And the pleasure of the fatman begins again 
And if your life ain't good enough and if you don't look good enough 
The fatman can be your master - you'll shed no tears through his laughter [CHORUS] 
Do you look good enough? (x9) [s]"See the weight come off!" [s]"Pull!" [s]"I'm sick to the teeth..." (???)