Once upon a time lived a boy and a girl and another Boy and the girl made plans so the other left home Little bit late could have found a better way to discover She chose the wrong man She chose the wrong man She chose the wrong Man to raise her children Man to share her bed Man, what was she thinking Will she go out of her head If she hears this song And she knows he's wrong Once upon a time was a house in the middle of a country English burnt it down but for now it's standing tall The man inside got his job from acting funny We chose the wrong man We chose the wrong man We chose the wrong Man to run the country Man to wield the sword Man to spend the money More than we can all afford When we find it's gone And we know he's wrong Isolation could keep him away We could put that dude in solitude Incarceration, lock him away Turn his days into night Do two wrongs make a right? For the wrong man He's the wrong man He's the wrong Man from who we wanted Not what we expect Don't believe in giving So that's all that he will get When he hears this song And he knows he's wrong