作词 : Claypool, Huth, Primus Hello all you boys and girls. Id like to take you to the inside world. Its quite an irregular place to be. But never fear youre safe with me. Well, maybe. Golden hair of macrame Against the face thats cut from stone. The white porcelain is screaming ayee Thank God the the boy is not alone. I dont believe in santa claus. I dont belive in spite. I have no use for beauty dolls. Especially on this night. I dont believe in miracles. I dont belive in lies. I dont belive in hologram For I am the frizzle fry. Andys painting green again, This time they might take him away. I dont believe in charity. I dont believe in sin. And if you dont believe in me, Well play this tune over again. I dont believe in pinochle And I dont beleive Ill try. I do believe in captain crunch For I am the frizzle fry. Yes I am the frizzle fry.