0204

Song 0204
Artist 郑进一
Album 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3)

Lyrics

[ti:0204]
[ar:郑进一]
[00:24.990] 有一种广告 治第四台频道 不知块卖啥 超莫名其妙
[00:32.442] 有一阵辣妹甲漂亮美眉 惦彼鬼吼鬼叫
[00:37.243] 大家拢念着一种 真奇怪的暗号
[00:41.596] 快打020453731彼个身躯摇甲 那亲像螺丝锁没条
[00:50.554] 快打020453731害我追三筒ㄎ一ㄠ ㄎ一ㄠ听嘎变七筒翘翘
[01:16.953] 我本来就巧巧 这那用嘎头脑53731一定是广告饮料
[01:24.357] 但是我没有看到 吸管 矸那 罐头 铝箔包
[01:28.863] 一直唸我想吸想要 到底是咧素啥米学校
[01:33.363] 快打020453731听伊讲话鼻孔血就只管流
[01:41.767] 快打020453731害我归暝睏拢未去 爬起来包水饺
[02:07.809] 53731我已经听有了 原来是洗身躯 一定是咧卖香皂
[02:16.18] 但是我无看着 浴间仔 浴巾 浴缸 水龙头
[02:20.268] 一直讲我想洗想要 是咧洗什么飞机跑道
[02:25.69] 快打020453731啊这只电话到底是有什么好的康头
[02:33.241] 快打020453731咱无熟无悉不堵好乎你甲我仙人跳
[02:59.178] 我实在见笑 这简单也想不到 一定是蚊仔 唔这会又吸又咬
[03:07.767] 但是我无看着鳄鱼 必安佳 喷效 甲金鸟
[03:11.967] 到底是吸什么碗糕 咬什么死人骨头
[03:15.817] 快打020453731啊我的功力 己经是既截未条
[03:24.476] 快打020453731我将电视关掉 裤那浪那走
[03:32.216] 上车油门踏尽磅 要去阮七你尹兜
[03:35.468] 心爱的你着煮乎烧烧着我 我黏咪随到
[03:39.319] 不管伊是块卖啥 我决定通通都要
[03:41.769] 快打020453731害我听咧心跳加速 口乾舌燥
[03:49.923] 快打020453731卖搁念啊 搁念下我会死翘翘
[03:58.725] 快打020453731哎呦 我那会愈听感觉 那会愈大条
[04:07.183] 快打020453731嗯一哥 我的裤头腰带 已经松掉了
[04:15.887] 快打020453731嗯嗯嗯 听了煞 想要尿尿
[04:23.392] 快打020453731我看恁二个 那会比这个查某囡仔 搁卡妖啦

Pinyin

ti: 0204
ar: zhèng jìn yī
[00:24.990] yǒu yī zhǒng guǎng gào  zhì dì sì tái pín dào  bù zhī kuài mài shà  chāo mò míng qí miào
[00:32.442] yǒu yī zhèn là mèi jiǎ piào liàng měi méi  diàn bǐ guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào
[00:37.243] dà jiā lǒng niàn zhe yī zhǒng  zhēn qí guài de àn hào
[00:41.596] kuài dǎ 020453731 bǐ gè shēn qū yáo jiǎ  nà qīn xiàng luó sī suǒ méi tiáo
[00:50.554] kuài dǎ 020453731 hài wǒ zhuī sān tǒng yī  yī tīng gā biàn qī tǒng qiào qiào
[01:16.953] wǒ běn lái jiù qiǎo qiǎo  zhè nà yòng gā tóu nǎo 53731 yí dìng shì guǎng gào yǐn liào
[01:24.357] dàn shì wǒ méi yǒu kàn dào  xī guǎn  gān nà  guàn tou  lǚ bó bāo
[01:28.863] yī zhí niàn wǒ xiǎng xī xiǎng yào  dào dǐ shì liě sù shà mǐ xué xiào
[01:33.363] kuài dǎ 020453731 tīng yī jiǎng huà bí kǒng xuè jiù zhǐ guǎn liú
[01:41.767] kuài dǎ 020453731 hài wǒ guī míng kùn lǒng wèi qù  pá qǐ lái bāo shuǐ jiǎo
[02:07.809] 53731 wǒ yǐ jīng tīng yǒu le  yuán lái shì xǐ shēn qū  yí dìng shì liě mài xiāng zào
[02:16.18] dàn shì wǒ wú kàn zhe  yù jiān zǐ  yù jīn  yù gāng  shuǐ lóng tóu
[02:20.268] yī zhí jiǎng wǒ xiǎng xǐ xiǎng yào  shì liě xǐ shén me fēi jī pǎo dào
[02:25.69] kuài dǎ 020453731 a zhè zhǐ diàn huà dào dǐ shì yǒu shén me hǎo de kāng tóu
[02:33.241] kuài dǎ 020453731 zán wú shú wú xī bù dǔ hǎo hū nǐ jiǎ wǒ xiān rén tiào
[02:59.178] wǒ shí zài jiàn xiào  zhè jiǎn dān yě xiǎng bú dào  yí dìng shì wén zǐ  wú zhè huì yòu xī yòu yǎo
[03:07.767] dàn shì wǒ wú kàn zhe è yú  bì ān jiā  pēn xiào  jiǎ jīn niǎo
[03:11.967] dào dǐ shì xī shén me wǎn gāo  yǎo shén me sǐ rén gú tou
[03:15.817] kuài dǎ 020453731 a wǒ de gōng lì  jǐ jīng shì jì jié wèi tiáo
[03:24.476] kuài dǎ 020453731 wǒ jiāng diàn shì guān diào  kù nà làng nà zǒu
[03:32.216] shàng chē yóu mén tà jǐn bàng  yào qù ruǎn qī nǐ yǐn dōu
[03:35.468] xīn ài de nǐ zhe zhǔ hū shāo shāo zháo wǒ  wǒ nián mī suí dào
[03:39.319] bù guǎn yī shì kuài mài shà  wǒ jué dìng tōng tōng dōu yào
[03:41.769] kuài dǎ 020453731 hài wǒ tīng liě xīn tiào jiā sù  kǒu gān shé zào
[03:49.923] kuài dǎ 020453731 mài gē niàn a  gē niàn xià wǒ huì sǐ qiào qiào
[03:58.725] kuài dǎ 020453731 āi yōu  wǒ nà huì yù tīng gǎn jué  nà huì yù dà tiáo
[04:07.183] kuài dǎ 020453731 yī gē  wǒ de kù tóu yāo dài  yǐ jīng sōng diào le
[04:15.887] kuài dǎ 020453731   tīng le shā  xiǎng yào niào niào
[04:23.392] kuài dǎ 020453731 wǒ kàn nèn èr gè  nà huì bǐ zhè gè chá mǒu nān zǐ  gē kǎ yāo la