Realities and Misconceptions of the Hair Club for Men

Song Realities and Misconceptions of the Hair Club for Men
Artist Nuclear Rabbit
Album Vicuna

Lyrics

Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon.
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head re-bloom.
His name is Mr. Sperling, his good friends call him "sy".
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye.
Minoxidil insanity. Sy Sperling is reality.
Strand-by-strand your hair expands. Naturally.
He's a modern day Jesus. a leader for the meek.
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik.
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare.
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president. He's also a client.
Minoxidil insanity. His favour to humanity.
Free you from stupidity indefinitely?
1-800-hair club for men.