作词 : Mel Brooks
 作曲 : Mel Brooks
Village Quartet: Hmmmmm...
Welcome to Transylvania
We're very happy that you're here! (So glad you're here)
Welcome to Transylvania
We greet you with a mighty cheer!
Chalujnik!
Kemp: We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap
All Five: Thanks to all the Frankensteins
You put us on the map!
Bass: So...
Village Quartet: Welcome to Transylvania
Kemp: Though vampires suck your blood at night
And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight
All Five: And zombies have a tendency to roam
It's the place that we humbly call Home
Transylvania!