[00:01.80]We've been the pride of Romania
[00:04.02]Since twelve-o-one,
[00:06.63]Passed on for generations,
[00:09.01]Father to son,
[00:11.33]Descended from Gypsies,
[00:14.26]As proud as we can be,
[00:17.24]Don't risk my curse
[00:18.70]It could be worse
[00:20.37]Embrace your family tree!
[00:25.86]Join the family business,
[00:27.66]Learn the family trade
[00:29.38]Make yourself a monster,
[00:31.19]Make the world afraid!
[00:33.01]Join the family business,
[00:34.58]You must take the family name,
[00:36.70]Follow in our footsteps,
[00:38.21]And you'll win eternal fame!
[00:40.28]The Roqueforts are celebrated
[00:42.08]For their Roquefort cheese,
[00:43.91]The Rothschilds are famous
[00:45.34]For their wines,
[00:47.36]Hershey's have their chocolates
[00:48.92]And Liptons have their teas,
[00:50.72]But when it comes to making monsters,
[00:52.32]You can't beat the Frankensteins!
[00:54.64]Join the family business,
[00:56.45]Rob a grave or two,
[00:58.38]Stop the shop from closing,
[00:59.87]It all depends on you!
[01:01.51]Uphold the family honor,
[01:03.37]You must toe the family line,
[01:05.54]Join the family business
[01:07.44]Join the family business,
[01:09.17]Join the family business,
[01:10.55]For your name is Frankenstein!
[01:12.54]Meet your family!
[01:21.71]Join the family bus'ness,
[01:23.56]Show some family pride
[01:25.42]Make yourself a monster . . .
[01:27.04]And then you'll make his bride!
[01:29.07]Listen to your great, great, great grandfather Mordecai
[01:32.55]Join the family bus'ness
[01:34.01]If you don't want to die!
[01:36.26]As you know predestination
[01:37.98]From the day of your creation
[01:39.73]Has determined you vocation
[01:41.48]That's a fact.
[01:42.89]Because you are a Frankenstein
[01:45.11]You have no choice
[01:45.97]You can't decline
[01:46.81]So show some spine
[01:47.75]It's time to sign
[01:48.46]The fam'ly pact.
[01:50.57]This is your fate
[01:52.50]Become a Frankenstein
[01:53.76]Before it's too late!
[01:56.00]We know you won't regret it,
[01:57.31]You should express your willingness
[02:00.16]Why not acquiesce, reassess,
[02:02.38]You're under stress
[02:04.55]Just relax and make a serum
[02:06.17]Come up with a brilliant theorem,
[02:08.02]Take your knife, create a life
[02:09.64]It ain't no fuss!
[02:57.16]Join the family enterprise,
[02:59.56]Best be prudent,
[03:00.68]Best be wise!
[03:01.70]Time to open up your eyes
[03:04.16]Join the family business
[03:06.69]Join the family enterprise,
[03:08.91]Best be prudent,
[03:10.14]Best be wise!
[03:11.45]Time to open up your eyes
[03:13.61]Join the family business
[03:16.17]Join the family enterprise,
[03:18.66]Best be prudent,
[03:19.94]Best be wise!
[03:21.03]Time to open up your eyes
[03:23.23]Come on come clean
[03:24.66]Don't make a scene
[03:25.71]Your name's not Fronkensteen
[03:34.20]Join the family business
[03:37.46]Learn the family trade
[03:39.68]Make yourself a monster
[03:41.59]Make the world afraid
[03:43.42]This is one position
[03:44.83]That you never can resign
[03:51.60]Do not make a fuss,
[03:54.00]There's nothing to discuss
[03:56.09]You must be one of us
[03:59.85]Young Frankenstein!!