[00:00.41]IGOR (spoken):
[00:00.78]Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!
[00:09.66](sung)
[00:11.12]Like Laurel and Hardy
[00:12.66]Like Coke and Baccardi
[00:14.28]Like Juliet and Romeo
[00:16.16]Ebb and flow
[00:17.16]To and fro
[00:18.10]Together, together again . .
[00:21.52]Together again for the first time
[00:25.99]We've only met in a dream!
[00:29.46]Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here
[00:33.93]We're a team!
[00:35.84]Together again for the first time,,
[00:39.28]Haven't a woe or a care
[00:42.52]No longer a bad and accursed time
[00:45.84]It's easy to see
[00:47.09]You have to agree
[00:49.03]We're destined to be a great pair!
[00:52.68]All of my life
[00:53.70]I've been stoogin' around
[00:55.90]Nothin' to do, at a loss
[00:59.21]All of my life
[01:00.23]I've been stoogin' around
[01:02.24]But what good is a stooge
[01:03.81]If he ain't got a boss?!
[01:05.56]Together again for the first time
[01:08.96]Back on the track to renown
[01:12.54]We're gonna thrill 'em
[01:14.05]We're gonna kill 'em
[01:15.70]You'll be the teacher
[01:17.21]We'll make a new creature
[01:19.04]And scare the bloomin' daylights
[01:20.58]Right outta this town!
[01:22.15]FREDERICK (spoken):
[01:22.54]No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then
[01:27.69]I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures
[01:30.93]IGOR:
[01:31.21]Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun!
[01:36.15]FREDERICK:
[01:36.49]My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And
[01:45.06]Was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale
[01:47.02]IGOR:
[01:47.31]A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around
[01:52.71]FREDERICK:
[01:53.05]Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . .
[01:54.96](sung)
[01:55.98]Together again for the first time(IGOR:Together again for the first time)
[01:59.71]Haven't a woe or a care!(IGOR:Haven't a woe or a care!)
[02:02.93]FREDERICK:
[02:03.27]No longer a bad and accursed time(IGOR:This is the best time)
[02:06.09]It's easy to see(IGOR:You have to agree)
[02:09.07]IGOR & FREDERICK:
[02:09.56]We're destined to be a great pair!
[02:11.63]FREDERICK (spoken):
[02:12.07]May I?
[02:12.72]IGOR:
[02:13.14]Take it!
[02:13.82]FREDERICK (sung):
[02:14.39]All of my life
[02:14.97]I've been bossing around
[02:16.04]Mean and alone, like a Scrooge
[02:19.12]All of my life
[02:20.25]I've been bossing around
[02:22.21]But what good is a boss
[02:23.64]If he ain't got a stooge?!
[02:25.47](spoken)
[02:25.86]Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump
[02:33.70]IGOR:
[02:34.46]What hump?
[02:35.55]IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):
[02:37.17]Together again for the first time
[02:42.66]We've only met in a dream
[02:45.85]FREDERICK:
[02:46.60]Like Ginger and Freddie
[02:47.34]IGOR:
[02:47.67]MacDonald and Eddy
[02:49.14]FREDERICK:
[02:49.53]Like San Juan and Teddy
[02:50.71]IGOR:
[02:51.02]Or meatballs and spaghetti
[02:52.30]FREDERICK & IGOR:
[02:52.69]But the pair that we cry for
[02:54.34]The pair that we sigh for
[02:55.88]Tha pair that we die for
[02:57.71]Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore
[03:01.73]For the first time
[03:04.24]Together again!
[03:05.75]IGOR (spoken):
[03:07.53]Walk this way
[03:10.06]No, this way
[03:13.17]Really drag your foot
[03:16.41]Can you go left more?
[03:19.99]IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):
[03:20.38]Together again for the first time
[03:23.20]We've only met in a dream
[03:26.23]FREDERICK:
[03:26.75]Like Gimbel and Macy(IGOR:Like Hepburn and Tracy)
[03:29.94]Like Lombard and Gable(IGOR:Like good old Cain and Abel)
[03:33.10]IGOR & FREDERICK:
[03:33.55]For the first time
[03:35.95]Together again!
[03:43.37]Together forever again!