作词 : Black, Dean, Everett, Gentry ...
Tommy took a walk one day
Found himself on west third and broadway
Took a cab to midtown times square
Met a girl he knows called tessa there
"Tess," he said, "I don't understand"
"How they grow tomatoes in a can"
"Tess," he said, "now wait a while"
"My teeth don't glitter when I smile"
Well she had problems with his personal hygiene
And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine
She said "tommy take a bath for me"
"You stink, I'll scrub you till you're squeaky clean"
"Tess," he said, "I don't understand"
"How they grow tomatoes in a can"
"Tess," he said, "now wait a while"
"My teeth don't glitter when I smile"