Went out last night had a great big fight

Everything seemed to go on wrong

I looked up to my surprise

The gal I was with was gone

Where she went I don't know
I mean to follow everywhere she goes

Folks say I'm crooked I didn't know where she took it
I want the whole world to know

They say I do it ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me

Went out last night with a crowd of my friends
They must've been women 'cause I don't like no men

It's true I wear a collar and a tie

Makes the wind blow all the while
Don't you say I do it ain't nobody caught me
You sure got to prove it on me

Say I do it ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me

I went out last night with a crowd of my friends

It must've been women 'cause I don't like no men

Wear my clothes just like a fan

Talk to the gals just like any old man
Cause they say I do it ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me