| Song | Wise People |
| Artist | Lemuria |
| Album | Pebble |
| If I was half as wise | |
| I would have you fooled | |
| If I was twice your size | |
| I'd probably say what I've always meant to | |
| If there was a word that could describe you | |
| I would make it work that I was on top | |
| While you looked down | |
| Until there's no one left to look down at | |
| Here is to you Bernard | |
| Because I mind and I certainly matter | |
| And unlike you, I have time | |
| To think ways up to take you down |