He doesn't know what he's gonna say, 
Put in the unit to deplete 
Ozone Layers, 
Unemployment is my scene, 
Brain dead - the fumes 
I breath, 
Put in the unit to deplete 
Ozone Layers, 
Carp fucking sucks, 
Too dumb to care, 
The S.B-Goleta connection, 
Feelin' like a champion, 
All aboard the lagwagon, 
It's fast enough for me, 
Slow, Me, 
And, My, Friends, 
On the Couch, 
Give me a sofa, and some snacks 
The idiot box-that 
T.V trash 
The V.C.R, some stupid films, 
The remote control, 
Fuck the bills, 
There's no point in a job, 
The pay just sucks if you're a slob, 
I'm not lying, 
I'm lazy, 
And all my friends are just like me, 
Garga jibs and metal riffs 
Beer bongs and bong hits 
I fucking hate that scene 
Santa Barbara boredom 
Goleta-postmortem 
Small town minds, 
Can you relate to me? 
All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times) 
Laggin'! Can you please slow down, please? 
Stop! Can you please slow this thing down, please? 
Stop! Can you please slow this down? 
Stop!