| Song | That's How Smooth I Am |
| Artist | Lord Finesse |
| Album | Return of the Funky Man |
| 作曲 : Lord Finesse | |
| Intro/Chorus: repeat 4 | |
| X "Chilllllllll" --> | |
| LL Cool J "cause I'm so smooth" --> | |
| Rakim "I make the girls strip naked and just give it here" --> | |
| Finesse [Lord Finesse] | |
| I'm a player for the 90's, | |
| I can show and prove it | |
| When it comes to girls, | |
| I'm on some crazy old smooth shit | |
| I step in a party, kick it to the best hoes | |
| Then slide off and people say, "Where'd that Finesse go?" | |
| See -- I like the girls with the fresh mouth | |
| Cause they're straight from the party and off to | |
| Finesse house | |
| I got this far, so | |
| I know I'm gonna hit it soon | |
| When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room | |
| Go with the flow, it don't help to fight | |
| You wanna front? | |
| You'll be by yourself tonight | |
| Cause I'ma get mine, then it's time to get showered dear | |
| Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you're outta here! | |
| I tell the truth, there's no reason why | |
| I should bluff | |
| I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff | |
| Girls I game any, sex | |
| I get plenty | |
| I assume it's all free cause | |
| I never spent a penny | |
| I get the ladies and plus | |
| I keep papes | |
| When it comes to trickin money off females, | |
| I'm a cheapskate | |
| So all you girls who are fans.. .. | |
| I'm the fun type man, | |
| I'll settle for a one-night stand | |
| Don't be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm | |
| I'm smoother than that shit that you purchase from | |
| Avon Girls don't play me, they strictly obey me | |
| Ask who the smoothest, bet you they'll say me | |
| I'll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin | |
| Yeah, Finesse you the man -- you thought | |
| I wasn't?? | |
| Chorus 1/2 [Lord Finesse] | |
| When I roll | |
| I slide right, hoes and freaks | |
| I sideswipe | |
| To make it short, keep your girl out my eyesight | |
| I'm far from sly, slow, or petrol | |
| I'm snatchin up girls like a klepto' | |
| So when girls leave they guys | |
| I like to watch the men flip | |
| If you lost your girl, she wasn't yours to begin with! | |
| Brothers got game, but | |
| Finesse is twice as nice | |
| They need cars, all | |
| I need is a mic device | |
| Girls I juice, love and seduce | |
| Knock the boots, then cut em all loose | |
| I make em all say, "Owwwww!" | |
| Lie them in a pile and date em all like they goin out of style | |
| It's the L- | |
| O-R-D, F-I- | |
| N-E-double- | |
| S-E It's not my fault, that a lot of girls sweat me | |
| Cause even in high school, | |
| I was just too smooth you see had girls cuttin class and droppin out of school for me | |
| I'm true and so sincere, | |
| I'll take you and your friend there | |
| For the 90's and beyond, | |
| Finesse is in there | |
| If your moms is in our business, put the lady down! | |
| Cause it's enough | |
| Finesse to go around | |
| I don't lie, front or perp the role | |
| Is your child over 18? | |
| Then put her on birth control | |
| She'll be in trouble once | |
| I get started | |
| I'm layin girls out like carpet | |
| Smooth since day one, so all the girls stay strung | |
| I'm the kid, your parents told your ass to stay away from | |
| Have no fear, it's the player of the year | |
| I make the girls strip naked and just give it here | |
| Chorus [Lord Finesse] | |
| It's Lord | |
| Finesse, the mack, the jiggalo | |
| Still and all, | |
| I'm a smooth ass nigga doe | |
| Come sign up, for the | |
| Lord Finesse program | |
| Champagne, dim lights, jacuzzi and some slow jams | |
| Stuff like this, | |
| I figured is a fun thing | |
| So that don't mean that | |
| I'm only after one thing | |
| Even doe, | |
| I work extremely fast | |
| I just like havin fun, without spendin cash | |
| I use skills and strategy, none is as bad as me | |
| I get the ladies - so niggaz stay mad at me | |
| Straight up business, do girls with the quickness | |
| And leave em smilin like a kid on | |
| Christmas | |
| Invite me over, let's try out your bedset | |
| Forget hickies, | |
| I leave girls with a red neck | |
| Girls break they neck to run and get ahold of me | |
| So brothers with money ain't got nuthin over me | |
| Girls come to my house in a trench and see-through | |
| They love | |
| Heavy D, but shit, they love me too | |
| So forget the nerds and illiterate jocks | |
| I'm smokin girls like they come in a cigarette box | |
| I make em wait on a list like | |
| I was welfare | |
| Ask them am | |
| I worth it? | |
| Bet you they say, "Hell yeah!" | |
| Pimpin is like basketball, | |
| I get much run go for the shot, score and | |
| PLUS one Brothers be sweatin me, so | |
| I'm at the foul line | |
| Cause the females that were theirs, you could say are now mine | |
| I gain females and mess they minds up | |
| That's why | |
| I'm number one, on the startin lineup | |
| Kinda funky, plus it makes sense | |
| Brothers don't like me, but they all play the bench and watch | |
| Finesse as | |
| I run down the set-up | |
| Step to a female, and gas her whole head up! | |
| Chorus [Lord Finesse] | |
| Word em up, | |
| Lord Finesse on the smooth tip | |
| Peace to my man | |
| Showbiz, Andre the | |
| Giant My man | |
| Info, my man | |
| Diamond D | |
| My man Jazzy | |
| J, my DJ Mike | |
| Smooth in the house |
| zuò qǔ : Lord Finesse | |
| Intro Chorus: repeat 4 | |
| X " Chilllllllll" | |
| LL Cool J " cause I' m so smooth" | |
| Rakim " I make the girls strip naked and just give it here" | |
| Finesse Lord Finesse | |
| I' m a player for the 90' s, | |
| I can show and prove it | |
| When it comes to girls, | |
| I' m on some crazy old smooth shit | |
| I step in a party, kick it to the best hoes | |
| Then slide off and people say, " Where' d that Finesse go?" | |
| See I like the girls with the fresh mouth | |
| Cause they' re straight from the party and off to | |
| Finesse house | |
| I got this far, so | |
| I know I' m gonna hit it soon | |
| When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room | |
| Go with the flow, it don' t help to fight | |
| You wanna front? | |
| You' ll be by yourself tonight | |
| Cause I' ma get mine, then it' s time to get showered dear | |
| Throw on your clothes, fix your weave you' re outta here! | |
| I tell the truth, there' s no reason why | |
| I should bluff | |
| I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff | |
| Girls I game any, sex | |
| I get plenty | |
| I assume it' s all free cause | |
| I never spent a penny | |
| I get the ladies and plus | |
| I keep papes | |
| When it comes to trickin money off females, | |
| I' m a cheapskate | |
| So all you girls who are fans.. .. | |
| I' m the fun type man, | |
| I' ll settle for a onenight stand | |
| Don' t be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm | |
| I' m smoother than that shit that you purchase from | |
| Avon Girls don' t play me, they strictly obey me | |
| Ask who the smoothest, bet you they' ll say me | |
| I' ll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin | |
| Yeah, Finesse you the man you thought | |
| I wasn' t?? | |
| Chorus 1 2 Lord Finesse | |
| When I roll | |
| I slide right, hoes and freaks | |
| I sideswipe | |
| To make it short, keep your girl out my eyesight | |
| I' m far from sly, slow, or petrol | |
| I' m snatchin up girls like a klepto' | |
| So when girls leave they guys | |
| I like to watch the men flip | |
| If you lost your girl, she wasn' t yours to begin with! | |
| Brothers got game, but | |
| Finesse is twice as nice | |
| They need cars, all | |
| I need is a mic device | |
| Girls I juice, love and seduce | |
| Knock the boots, then cut em all loose | |
| I make em all say, " Owwwww!" | |
| Lie them in a pile and date em all like they goin out of style | |
| It' s the L | |
| ORD, FI | |
| NEdouble | |
| SE It' s not my fault, that a lot of girls sweat me | |
| Cause even in high school, | |
| I was just too smooth you see had girls cuttin class and droppin out of school for me | |
| I' m true and so sincere, | |
| I' ll take you and your friend there | |
| For the 90' s and beyond, | |
| Finesse is in there | |
| If your moms is in our business, put the lady down! | |
| Cause it' s enough | |
| Finesse to go around | |
| I don' t lie, front or perp the role | |
| Is your child over 18? | |
| Then put her on birth control | |
| She' ll be in trouble once | |
| I get started | |
| I' m layin girls out like carpet | |
| Smooth since day one, so all the girls stay strung | |
| I' m the kid, your parents told your ass to stay away from | |
| Have no fear, it' s the player of the year | |
| I make the girls strip naked and just give it here | |
| Chorus Lord Finesse | |
| It' s Lord | |
| Finesse, the mack, the jiggalo | |
| Still and all, | |
| I' m a smooth ass nigga doe | |
| Come sign up, for the | |
| Lord Finesse program | |
| Champagne, dim lights, jacuzzi and some slow jams | |
| Stuff like this, | |
| I figured is a fun thing | |
| So that don' t mean that | |
| I' m only after one thing | |
| Even doe, | |
| I work extremely fast | |
| I just like havin fun, without spendin cash | |
| I use skills and strategy, none is as bad as me | |
| I get the ladies so niggaz stay mad at me | |
| Straight up business, do girls with the quickness | |
| And leave em smilin like a kid on | |
| Christmas | |
| Invite me over, let' s try out your bedset | |
| Forget hickies, | |
| I leave girls with a red neck | |
| Girls break they neck to run and get ahold of me | |
| So brothers with money ain' t got nuthin over me | |
| Girls come to my house in a trench and seethrough | |
| They love | |
| Heavy D, but shit, they love me too | |
| So forget the nerds and illiterate jocks | |
| I' m smokin girls like they come in a cigarette box | |
| I make em wait on a list like | |
| I was welfare | |
| Ask them am | |
| I worth it? | |
| Bet you they say, " Hell yeah!" | |
| Pimpin is like basketball, | |
| I get much run go for the shot, score and | |
| PLUS one Brothers be sweatin me, so | |
| I' m at the foul line | |
| Cause the females that were theirs, you could say are now mine | |
| I gain females and mess they minds up | |
| That' s why | |
| I' m number one, on the startin lineup | |
| Kinda funky, plus it makes sense | |
| Brothers don' t like me, but they all play the bench and watch | |
| Finesse as | |
| I run down the setup | |
| Step to a female, and gas her whole head up! | |
| Chorus Lord Finesse | |
| Word em up, | |
| Lord Finesse on the smooth tip | |
| Peace to my man | |
| Showbiz, Andre the | |
| Giant My man | |
| Info, my man | |
| Diamond D | |
| My man Jazzy | |
| J, my DJ Mike | |
| Smooth in the house |