| Song | Magazine |
| Artist | Lauren Christy |
| Album | Breed |
| Little girls in pretty boxes | |
| High tech sweat and younger skin | |
| We were all delicious and smelled of | |
| ArpègeI buzzed my killer in | |
| Bring me the head of | |
| Jerry Garcia | |
| Super sex on water skies | |
| Iced decaf and mochaccino | |
| And a hooker by the grinder, please | |
| Magazine, know what | |
| I mean?You go on and on and on about stuff | |
| I've never seen | |
| Magazine, stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don't ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| Angel, waffle, women are weird | |
| Tighten up your tail | |
| Throw her on the linoleum and | |
| Harpoon her like a whale | |
| Dad's on drugs, | |
| British sex | |
| A rollicking good time | |
| Trust fund kids when men are pigs | |
| Just cook that little swine | |
| Magazine, know what | |
| I mean?You go on and on and on about stuff | |
| I've never seen | |
| Magazine, stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don't ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| Missionary position, politician | |
| Young girls in the world's oldest profession | |
| Beauty, health, fashion, food | |
| And the books and sex and art and news | |
| The boys don't ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| Magazine, know what | |
| I mean?You go on and on and on about stuff | |
| I've never seen | |
| Magazine, stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don't ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| MagazineRip it up and just throw it away | |
| Rip it up and just throw it away | |
| Rip it up and just throw it away | |
| Magazine, still stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don't ever get it but the girls all understand |
| Little girls in pretty boxes | |
| High tech sweat and younger skin | |
| We were all delicious and smelled of | |
| Arpè geI buzzed my killer in | |
| Bring me the head of | |
| Jerry Garcia | |
| Super sex on water skies | |
| Iced decaf and mochaccino | |
| And a hooker by the grinder, please | |
| Magazine, know what | |
| I mean? You go on and on and on about stuff | |
| I' ve never seen | |
| Magazine, stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don' t ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| Angel, waffle, women are weird | |
| Tighten up your tail | |
| Throw her on the linoleum and | |
| Harpoon her like a whale | |
| Dad' s on drugs, | |
| British sex | |
| A rollicking good time | |
| Trust fund kids when men are pigs | |
| Just cook that little swine | |
| Magazine, know what | |
| I mean? You go on and on and on about stuff | |
| I' ve never seen | |
| Magazine, stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don' t ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| Missionary position, politician | |
| Young girls in the world' s oldest profession | |
| Beauty, health, fashion, food | |
| And the books and sex and art and news | |
| The boys don' t ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| Magazine, know what | |
| I mean? You go on and on and on about stuff | |
| I' ve never seen | |
| Magazine, stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don' t ever get it but the girls all understand | |
| MagazineRip it up and just throw it away | |
| Rip it up and just throw it away | |
| Rip it up and just throw it away | |
| Magazine, still stuck to my hand | |
| The boys don' t ever get it but the girls all understand |