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[00:09.67]I was trippin' lookin' at my portfolio
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[00:11.84]Wonderin' how I was gonna make enough dough  you know
[00:14.22]Called up a friend who wrote for 'One Tree Hill' and 'Jericho'
[00:16.53]He had a job for me and check it  with a four-letter company
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[00:23.24]Hey  I got a proposition for you
[00:25.32]How 'bout you let me keep my profits as a scorer
[00:27.68]Record sales are shrinkin'  I'm gettin' poorer
[00:29.71]I got a kid to feed  how 'bout you cut a deal with me
[00:32.25]Ha  hey  look  Liz  we see you as a commodity
[00:34.81]We've been with you since day one and that's an oddity
[00:37.02]And after a series of phone calls to the great publishing houses
[00:39.50]O Ursa Minor  I reached my representative who pulled out the
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[00:45.52]From the File Cabinet
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[00:49.22]In the form of tablets made of stone
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[00:55.51]Then he said
[00:56.59]Let me see  it's here in my folder
[00:58.82]Oh  shit  you're twenty years older
[01:00.94]Still hot but gettin' a lot colder
[01:03.21]And you wanna cut a what with me
[01:05.66]Lemme tell you how it's done here in the Hollywood
[01:07.99]Maybe you was thinkin' you was in the Bollywood
[01:10.07]If I wanna break the rule  you know I probably could
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[01:17.22]Liz  I'd love to help you out
[01:18.64]But we have what we call Standards & Practices
[01:20.21]In legal terms  we're referring to this as a recoupable interest
[01:22.45]In an artist's compositions on vinyl  plastic  digital
[01:24.77]And all transmittable airwaves for a period
[01:26.83]Of no less than six or nine years  in all territories of the Earth
[01:29.42]The solar system and the known universe
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[01:37.45]And I replied
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[01:38.97]Listen here  my dear little Roni
[01:41.27]Don't you give me no phoney-baloney
[01:43.34]This is not 'My First Pretty Pony'
[01:45.53]Don't you know you're f**kin' with me
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[01:48.08]Oh  it's a bad day for the pool boy
[01:50.37]Come to clean and discover you  boy
[01:52.56]Face down and feet turnin' blue  boy
[01:54.84]Now your eyes are closed  you finally have the sight to see
[01:57.41]It's all mine
[01:59.35]It's all mine
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[02:01.51]It's all mine
[02:03.92]Na  na  na  na  na  na  na  na