I could've been Miss Punta Blanca I could've but I didn't want ta I think I could've been a winner if I'd gone dancing after dinner I could've rhumba'd by the poolside I could've samba'd with the tour guide instead I took a motorcycle ride with my friend Mike this guy I really like he rents the motorbikes so light me a cigar my love and tell me your name (I... I know your name) let's...pour me a drink now let's have a toast to who we really are and I'll sing you a song right in your ear on this beautiful Cuban moonlit night oh...mm I need another...another light I could've been Miss Punta Blanca I could've but I didn't want ta I could've but I said no thank ya I said I didn't want ta anyways, it was Ruby who won the contest and two hours later she was passed out by the pool