| Song | Birthday Girl |
| Artist | Imperial Teen |
| Album | What Is Not to Love |
| She goes to school in | |
| Washington | |
| A major in self portraiture | |
| Her poster in a record store | |
| You meet her in a parking lot | |
| And we should save ourselves | |
| Blue sequins for the birthday girl | |
| A beauty in a bridal gown | |
| Her weakness for piano parts | |
| She falls in love with everything | |
| And we should save ourselves |