| Song | Stupid Boys (Suckers for Love) |
| Artist | Glen Burtnik |
| Album | Heroes & Zeroes |
| God Almighty had a trick up his sleeveàthen along came Adam | |
| God was on a roll so he whipped up Eve that’s when the Devil had ‘em | |
| All day long the girl is thinking ‘bout an apple | |
| "Say boy, come on with me" | |
| Stupid boys and stupid girls they’re everywhere | |
| All around the world | |
| They never learn, they don’t give up | |
| Stupid kids, suckers for love | |
| Romeo had a thing for Juliet | |
| Yea, and look where that got him | |
| Little tin soldiers and their sufferagettes - don’t have to go far to | |
| spot ‘em | |
| All day long I hear the radio playing another song ‘bout luv | |
| Stupid boys and stupid girls they’re everywhere | |
| All around the world | |
| They never learn, they don’t give up | |
| Stupid kids, suckers for love | |
| Now the religious leaders are throwing a fit | |
| The Surgeon General advises you quit | |
| The Soviets are trying to abolish it | |
| But the kids don’t care, the kids won’t quit | |
| All day long I see the ladies out walking and that’s alright with meà | |
| Stupid boys and stupid girls they’re everywhere | |
| All around the world | |
| They never learn, they don’t give up | |
| Stupid kids, suckers for love |
| God Almighty had a trick up his sleeveà then along came Adam | |
| God was on a roll so he whipped up Eve that' s when the Devil had ' em | |
| All day long the girl is thinking ' bout an apple | |
| " Say boy, come on with me" | |
| Stupid boys and stupid girls they' re everywhere | |
| All around the world | |
| They never learn, they don' t give up | |
| Stupid kids, suckers for love | |
| Romeo had a thing for Juliet | |
| Yea, and look where that got him | |
| Little tin soldiers and their sufferagettes don' t have to go far to | |
| spot ' em | |
| All day long I hear the radio playing another song ' bout luv | |
| Stupid boys and stupid girls they' re everywhere | |
| All around the world | |
| They never learn, they don' t give up | |
| Stupid kids, suckers for love | |
| Now the religious leaders are throwing a fit | |
| The Surgeon General advises you quit | |
| The Soviets are trying to abolish it | |
| But the kids don' t care, the kids won' t quit | |
| All day long I see the ladies out walking and that' s alright with meà | |
| Stupid boys and stupid girls they' re everywhere | |
| All around the world | |
| They never learn, they don' t give up | |
| Stupid kids, suckers for love |