Wow said the king to the fighters in the ring I sure do think it's funny The way you punch and you brawl till you can barely crawl Are you sure you're only in it for the money? Good golly said the creep to the cop on the beat I do admire the way you feel a collar With all the beating and the showing that ain't so lovely doving Are you sure you only do it for the dollar? Wow said the judge to the hooker with a nudge I'm gonna find you all your pleasure But with the pervs and the kinks and the queer rinky dinks Are you sure you only do it for the treasure? Hey man said God to the Devil with a nod I'm gonna fight you for the human race But if I beat you with a spell and kick you out of hell Are you sure that I can take your your place? I'll be your confidante Tell me of all your desires Let me be your confidante I'll help to put coal on your fires