[00:00.00]Finch: Mr. Twimble, you've been with this company a long time,
[00:02.90]haven't you?
[00:03.68]Mr. Twimble: Long, long time
[00:05.23]Just last month, that became a quarter of a century now
[00:07.70]Finch: That's beautiful! Gee...a quarter of a century
[00:10.67]And how long have you been in the male room?
[00:12.23]Mr.Twimble: 25 years
[00:13.38]Yep, it takes a combination of skill, diplomacy
[00:16.86]and bold caution!
[00:19.52](with music)
[00:20.74]MR. TWIMBLE: When I joined this firm
[00:22.66]As a brash young man.
[00:25.68]Well I said to myself: now brash young man.
[00:28.99]Don't get any ideas.
[00:31.36]Well, I stuck to that
[00:33.82]And haven't had one in years.
[00:36.35]FINCH: You play it safe!
[00:37.70]MR. TWIMBLE: I play it the company way.
[00:41.81]Wherever the company puts me
[00:44.28]There I'll stay.
[00:45.55]FINCH: But what's your point of view?
[00:47.55]MR. TWIMBLE: I have no point of view!
[00:49.26]FINCH: Supposing the company thinks that...
[00:51.58]MR. TWIMBLE: I think so too!
[00:53.10]FINCH: Now, what would you say...
[00:54.45]MR. TWIMBLE: I wouldn't say!
[00:55.46]FINCH: Your face is a company face...
[00:59.39]MR. TWIMBLE: It smiles at executives
[01:01.65]then goes back in place!
[01:03.31]FINCH: The company furniture...
[01:05.22]MR. TWIMBLE: always suits me fine!
[01:07.12]FINCH: The company letterhead is..
[01:09.22]MR. TWIMBLE: A Valentine!
[01:11.11]FINCH: Is there anything you're against?
[01:12.55]MR. TWIMBLE: Unemployment!
[01:13.51]FINCH: When they want brilliant thinking from employees...
[01:18.09]MR. TWIMBLE: That is no concern of mine.
[01:21.05]FINCH: Suppose a man of genius makes suggestions....
[01:25.52]MR. TWIMBLE: Watch that genius get suggested to resign?
[01:29.04]FINCH: So, You play it the company way.
[01:32.26]MR. TWIMBLE: Oh, company policy is by me ok.
[01:36.23]FINCH: You'll never rise up to the top...
[01:38.45]MR. TWIMBLE: But there's one thing clear,
[01:39.95]Whoever the company fires
[01:42.12]I will still be here!
[01:45.64]FINCH: You certainly found a home.
[01:46.73]MR. TWIMBLE: It's cozy...
[01:47.78]FINCH: Your brain is a company brain.
[01:51.00]MR. TWIMBLE: The company washed it,
[01:53.22]Now I can't complain.
[01:55.18]FINCH: The company magazine...
[01:57.00]MR. TWIMBLE: Boy! What style, what punch
[01:58.89]FINCH: The company restaurant!
[02:00.81]MR. TWIMBLE: Ev'ry day same lunch.
[02:02.67]Their hattock sandwich, it's delicious.
[02:05.08]FINCH: I must try it!
[02:06.21]MR. TWIMBLE: Early in the week.
[02:08.57]FINCH: Do you have any hobbies?
[02:11.42]MR. TWIMBLE: I've a hobby,
[02:13.59]I play gin with Mr. Bratt.
[02:16.26]FINCH: And do you play it nicely?
[02:18.72]MR. TWIMBLE: Play it nicely,
[02:20.72]still he blitzes me in every game like that!
[02:23.74]FINCH: Why?
[02:24.70]MR. TWIMBLE: 'Cause I play it the company way.
[02:27.61]MR. TWIMBLE: Executive policy is by me ok.
[02:31.59]FINCH: But how can you get anywhere?
[02:33.45]MR. TWIMBLE: Junior have no fear.
[02:35.61]Whoever the company fires
[02:37.53]I will still be here.
[02:40.13]FINCH: You will still be here.
[02:42.28]MR. TWIMBLE: Year, after year, after fiscal,
[02:44.26]BOTH: Never take a risko.
[02:45.36]Yeeeear!