作词 : Collingwood, Schlesinger
  I know a girl who should never be alone (Ahhh ahhh ahhh)
 I know a girl who should never be alone (Ahhh ahhh ahhh)
 She's a danger to herself
 And I'm worried about her health
 She's got a problem
 And she's gonna do something dumb
 
 I know a girl who you've got to keep an eye on (Ahhh ahhh ahhh)
 I know a girl who you've got to keep an eye on (Ahhh ahhh ahhh)
 Every time she goes outside
 She barely gets home alive
 
 She's got a problem
 And she's gonna do something dumb
 
 Oh yeah (oh yeah)
 And I can see the signs
 Oh yeah (oh yeah)
 Cause she's only killing time
 Oh yeah (oh yeah)
 And she's not long for this world
 
 She's a danger to herself
 And I'm worried about her health
 She's got a problem
 And she's gonna do something dumb
 She's got a problem
 And she's gonna do something dumb