[00:00.00] 作词 : COLLINGWOOD, CHRIS/SCHLESINGER, ADAM
[00:08.22]At the KOC Local 313
[00:11.46]There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
[00:15.00]And he knows, he knows, he knows
[00:18.25]Life can be funny
[00:22.18]He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
[00:25.69]Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
[00:29.25]And I know, I know, God knows
[00:32.63]We need the money
[00:36.45]And he's a big red cherry
[00:38.34]But it's hard to be merry
[00:40.09]When the kids are all laughing
[00:42.10]Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
[00:45.34]Ain't he cute?
[00:46.71]The man in the Santa suit
[00:58.12]And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
[01:01.38]And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
[01:04.97]Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
[01:08.29]It looks like a milkshake
[01:12.19]Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
[01:15.78]Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
[01:19.35]And he says, kid shut your mouth
[01:22.59]You give me a headache
[01:26.84]And he's jolly and hairy
[01:28.41]But it's hard to be merry
[01:30.61]When the guys at the bar
[01:32.80]Say he looks like a fairy
[01:34.12]But he's doing it just for the loot
[01:36.91]The man in the Santa suit
[02:09.76]And he's a big red cherry
[02:11.64]He's jolly and hairy
[02:13.34]Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
[02:16.79]He stays cool
[02:18.29]Ain't he cute?
[02:19.97]The man in the Santa suit