[00:11.22]I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
[00:14.16]I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope
[00:16.79]
[00:17.79]My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
[00:21.72]
[00:22.92]But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
[00:26.85]
[00:28.35]I've been Miss made Reingold,
[00:29.52]though I never touch beer
[00:30.84]
[00:31.66]And I'm the person to whom they say,
[00:33.90]＂You're sweet, my dear＂
[00:37.16]The only etchings I've seen,
[00:38.52]have been behind glass
[00:40.02]
[00:40.71]And the closest I've been to a bar,
[00:42.84]
[00:43.52]was at ballet class
[00:45.32]
[00:47.13]Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
[00:53.40]
[00:54.34]Well, I'm tired of being pure and not chased
[01:00.09]
[01:02.35]Like something that seeks its level
[01:05.28]
[01:06.34]I wanna go to the devil
[01:08.28]
[01:08.78]I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
[01:13.16]
[01:14.47]I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
[01:18.95]
[01:20.76]I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
[01:25.89]
[01:26.83]I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies
[01:31.69]
[01:32.69]I want to wake up in the morning
[01:36.50]With that dark brown taste
[01:39.51]
[01:40.45]I wanna see some dissipation in my face
[01:45.57]I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
[01:50.39]
[01:51.26]But more than that, I wanna be bad
[01:56.88]
[01:57.76]I wanna be evil and trump an ace
[02:02.57]
[02:03.82]Just to see my partner's face
[02:08.76]
[02:10.07]I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
[02:15.07]
[02:16.01]I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
[02:20.82]
[02:21.89]And in the theatre
[02:23.95]
[02:24.76]I want to change my seat
[02:28.08]
[02:29.26]Just so I can step on everybody's feet
[02:34.69]I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
[02:39.13]
[02:40.51]I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
[02:45.26]
[02:47.13]I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
[02:51.32]
[02:52.26]And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose
[02:57.20]
[03:00.20]I wanna be evil, little evil me
[03:09.39]
[03:11.64]Just as mean and evil as I can be