Blue Monday morning at the factory gate Almost time to clock in The boys are all betting that Joe wouldn't show They'd seen him over the weekend He had four new tires on that Cadillac Betty the waitress had some clothes in the back Dashboard full of road maps of Mexico, Joe knows how to live CHORUS He said women were made to love, money is made to spend Life is something, baby, you will never win again Oh, I've got to admit it, Joe sure knows how to live By now they'll be down at the ocean He and Betty stretched out somewhere The only blue in his life is the blue moonlight Bouncing off Betty's blonde hair Oh I can just see em rolling around in the sand I never thought I was a jealous man But when I think what he's doing and what I'm not, oh, I'm jealous a lot (chorus) Now Betty's back home with her mother Joe's back on the assembly line But he brings his pictures and his Mexican hat Just to remind us sometimes (chorus) Oh, I hate to admit it, Joe sure knows how to live Man, they would have fired me if I'd done that Another thing man I don't see how he got Betty away from her mother That ol' girl watches her all the time You think Joe's wife know about that yet?